The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not saying it, and holding me in terrible suspense.

 

[Jaywebbs]

For not knowing it and blaming it on me

 

[Jaywebbs]

for talking about being a man when he clearly is a goat

 

[Jaywebbs]

For knowing nothing of the nature of men

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for also knowing nothing of the nature of man.

[sub]You're a cross, not a person.[/sub]

 

[Jaywebbs]

for being crossist

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's a bad thing.

[sub]You dirty cross, you.[/sub]

 

[Jaywebbs]

For being a big meanie head

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a pansy.

[sub]Aw, is the baby gonna cry now? Huh, baby? You gonna go crying to your mommy?[/sub]

 

[Jaywebbs]

For comparing me to a flower, I'M A CROSS DAMMIT
[sup] and FYI crosses don't have mothers[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for contradicting himself. So your comment in Objection! was just one big lie, huh? You sicken me, sir.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

for constantly posting in this thread.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's a crime.

 

[badgersprite]

...For being a smooth criminal.

 

[badgersprite]

For having dog-shit brown in his avatar.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using the word shit in association with Clutch in any way.

[sub]For that heresy, you die.[/sub]