The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for locating part of the Titanic.

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking pleasure in mere talking.

 

[Neonbob]

...for delaying delivery of something of vital importance.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using my duct tape to stick rude people to my ceiling.

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting up the tires of a semi.
[sup]ouch.
Dat vast gute.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for reading all your books in a really weird accent.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing you have some kind of German/russian mixture of an accent.

 

[Neonbob]

...for dodging issues like they were bullets.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being part of a plan to take over Dairy Queen.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing of that plan.
[sup]I need to get better security.
Let's see, what was Chuck Norris' phone number again?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to call Chuck Norris for security purposes.