The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being incoherent while talking about the dangers of railroad crossings.

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking a point and shoving it into a clown balloon.

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing words like a giant blender.

 

[Neonbob]

...for regaining our composure through murder.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making soft fur metal.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking my live shark jumper.

 

[Neonbob]

...for jumping sharks with a cheap prostitute.

 

[Lambi]

For sharking around.

 

[Neonbob]

...for opening up a jar of worms.

 

[Lambi]

For pickling around.

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking the tongue of a frog.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For suggesting that I deny being part of a sinister plot to take over the world earlier.
I don't deny it, also I'm not just part of it, I'm the one doing the sinister plotting!