The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for having slept for one hour, then being awake for twenty years afterwards.

[sup]Good lord, man![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting five people to squeeze into a phone booth.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

for...

i dont know what the hell you are talking about.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to fully understand my rambling.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not understanding his own ramblings.

 

[Lambi]

For "Wabbrgbleakdjklaflsbglkslgkjysdgbnglskkshufgildsgdljfghsjlgn"

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining the fourth quarter earnings in your pursuit of stupid pleasures and cheap hookers.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being one of those hookers I wasted it on.

[sup]And damn worth it, it was.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting three hooker alarm clocks, and still oversleeping.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I overslept. When it was obvious I was indisposed.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling yourself indisposed when everyone knows what you were doing. You maniac. :-D

 

[Sassafrass]

...for dancing with the badgers. [http://www.y8.com/animation/Badgers_Badger_badger_badger_badger_Mushroom_mushroom_Snake]

 

[Lambi]

For liking that song.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing it back up.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a horribly repetitive song in the jukebox.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking the Badger song.

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving two hoots and a holler about other people.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having more posts then anyone else.

 

[Neonbob]

...for faulting me for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being helpless as I catch him up.
But two others will get there first.