The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being a greedy bastard and stealing my kills.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "And don't forget about your scotch!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You also stole my Scotch?!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "And your toys. You know, the ones in the drawer next to your bed, the second one from above."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Oh...sounds like you get Seltzer's house."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What's wrong with Seltzer's house?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Nothing, it's just that Seltzer's a bit...weird."

 

[benbenthegamerman]

For "jesus christ, almost at 500 pages of this bullshit."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling this intelligent conversation bullshit.
[sup]You barbarian![/sup]

@Sas
Well, that doesn't really matter, does it?
That house is mine now and I kicking him out!

 

[Neonbob]

...for nearly destroying the planet with your spewing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Nearly? Just wait 2 minutes!"
[sup]"Oh and don't mind me leaving the planet."[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Not commenting on my 10k thread.

[sub]Now you won't get a hug[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making some guy angry!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being some angry guy at the rock show.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing I am always the angry guy at the rock show.

[sup]BOO! WE WANT TAYLOR SWIFT![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting Taylor Swift, whoever the hell he may be.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

for not knowing that Taylor Swift is, in fact, a Seahorse, and therefore has no gender.

 

[Neonbob]

...for sponsoring football with a video game and some fries.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sponsoring a game with some footballs and a monkey on a unicycle that is beating a whale up with an emu.

[sup]1 hours sleep, been up for 15 hours. You couldn't tell, could you?[/sup]

 

[benbenthegamerman]

...for sponsoring a game with some footballs and a monkey on a unicycle that is beating a whale up with an emu.

[sup]1 hours sleep, been up for 15 hours. You couldn't tell, could you?[/sup]

for sponsoring a game with balls for feet played by a half-flamingo half snuggie, Joe Camel, jesus, and cthulhu on a 1976 vintage ford F150 while banging Natalie Portman, that lady from mighty morphin power rangers, and strawberry shortcake with his many puckered rape tentacles.