The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For taking the other day I wanted to put my birthday on.
[sub]I had to delay mine 2 weeks! Do you know how boring it is in my mother's uterus?[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For now not being born the day before my birthday.

 

[Ren3004]

For ninja'ing me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being easily scapable.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not standing still while I'm covering you in tar & feathers.

 

[reg42]

For trying to kill Goku

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping me with that.

 

[reg42]

For expecting me to drop getting my beard trimmed to kill goku

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having bad priorities.
@Goat
For being a ninja.

 

[reg42]

For getting ninja'd

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting ninja'd.
[sup]It's the newest fetish![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For not telling me about this new fetish before now

 

[reg42]

For not letting me be an individual