The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not getting on my horse. [http://www.getonmyhorse.com/]

 

[Neonbob]

...for selling peeled lemons to lazy people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for peeling people in the first place!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not showing us your new cheerleader-skin jacket.
[sup]Do I want to see it?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blanketing your odor with some pheromones!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a whore in your hormones!

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing two wonderful things together and calling it bad!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it isn't good to be bad.
[sup]Well, it's still better to be Evil...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I can't have a party yet due to exams..."
[sup]"Last one coming up on wednesday."[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not lighting a fire to cancel exams!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to have my exams canceled.
[sup]A few weeks of delay for that last one would be nice though...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For needing to learn.

 

[Neonbob]

...for learning slowly.

 

[Lambi]

For not learning the proper way to kill whales.