The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For thinking there's a better way.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there isn't a better way.
I'll list a few:
Death Star
Meteor (the kind that exterminated the dinosaurs)
Hurling the planet into the sun
Black hole
Throwing big red balls of Doom at the planet
Exterminatus
Building a hyperspace bypass

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to upstage me!

 

[Ren3004]

For letting his whale-killing throne be threatened.
[sub]500 pages. Oh, yeahhhh.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pushing this thread to page 500!
Partytime!
And before I forget:
You can also just heavily polute the water, that way you can keep the planets resources!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming me for driving in the rain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blaming me for blaming you for driving in the rain!

 

[Lambi]

For blaming me for blaming you for blaming him for driving in the rain.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a wheel on my hands.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For blaming me for blaming you for blaming me for blaming him for driving in the rain.
[sup]2500 posts!
Party time![/sup]
@Bob
For being a ninja with an inefficient way of killing the whales!

 

[Lambi]

For having such a low post count compared to mine.
[sup]HAH![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for shouting about post count.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For whispering about post count.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting someone to bring it up, thus making it very hard for me to resist mentioning it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to resist the temptation.

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming me.

 

[Lambi]

For being blameable.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being flammable.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For being flammable.
*Looks at matches, then at Lambi*
@Sas
For stealing my thoughts and posting them faster.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much hair in your gel.