The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "This is true."

[sup]They've died down today.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh well, here's one last post."

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being fast enough to ninja people!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd yourself.

[sup]This is fun to watch.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For making fun of ninjas when he isn't getting ninja'd.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a large pile of leaves to smother someone.

 

[Lambi]

For 'leafing' me behind.
[sup]That was a bad pun, and I know it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a pun he knew was bad.

 

[Lambi]

For not being punny enough.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for killing me with puns.

[sup]The agony! The agony of it all![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For being the agoniser.

 

[Neonbob]

...for miming rain on the news.

 

[Lambi]

For leaving the dishes out in the yard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for smashing pumpkins with drumsticks.

 

[Lambi]

For being Under Pressure.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a Killer Queen.

 

[Lambi]

For claiming that We Are The Champions.

 

[Neonbob]

...for shooting off the Wings of a Butterfly With A Bullet.
[sup]so sue me, it's rearranged![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking Fat Bottomed Girls.

 

[Lambi]

For having One Vision.