The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not having a Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to get me to give a Queen song.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a F(r)iend.

[sup]There. Happy now?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing yourself to an open door with explosives.
[sup]Yes I am![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For being The Great Pretender.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not Crawling Through Knifes to join Our Infinite Struggle against the Superhero of the Computer Rage.

[sup]I now suspect you may need new underwear, Bob...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not being Flash Gordon.

[sup]Flash! A-AH! He'll save every one of us![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to get me to crap myself!
[sup]NO! I am still clean, fool!
Valiant effort, though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Break Through the wall!"

[sup]DAMMIT![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for attacking Mrs. Mumbletipegg!
[sup]No...no, I'm good.
Please stop throwing those things at me, though.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "Don't Stop Me Now!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for flying past a stop sign.

 

[Lambi]

For being Death On Two Legs.

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing people to change forum gaming!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Neon, I want you to Take This Life and throw it into a Vacuum which has a Dead End then get it back out of the Vacuum, make it Dial 595-Escape while we make it Crawl Through Knives so we get a Touch of Red on the floor, then we shall Reflect The Storm and stuff like that. We then shall tell him we Like You Better Dead then we shall kill him. It shall be by being Bottled he dies."

[sup]Your Bedtime Story Is Scaring Everyone, Bob.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to cause me pain with tons of titles, in the attempt to get me out of the way and resume your plan for escapist domination, when I've already got a successor!
[sup]Gawd damnshit![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing deep down he wants to hand me the keys to this place.

[sup]Don't make me do this again.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying the truth with a passion that borders on the psychotic.
[sup]dammit man, go further! Break through the wall![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me do it again.

[sup]ARGH! Fine. Give me a week.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking a week of preparation for what will be a paragraph of tortured sentences.
[sup]FINE. Hurry up, then.[/sup]