The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering Einstein's Relativity in ketchup.

 

[Ren3004]

For dispensing his condiments all over astrophysics.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not finding astrophysics much tastier this way.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For locking the door when there are cookies inside.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not roundhouse kicking the shit out of the door.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking that the quadratic equation looks better covered with blood.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for running away without thinking up a better math joke.

[sup]Quitter.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping me busy with math jokes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For liking math jokes in general.

 

[Neonbob]

...for assuming I like math.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not dismissing this rumour.

 

[Neonbob]

...for cursing at me on live television.

 

[Ren3004]

For being cursed at.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not shutting the *BEEP* up you *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!

 

[Ren3004]

For BEEPING at me, the big *BEEP*. *BEEP*!