The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for making me try to remember the safe words.

[sup]Wasn't it 'Don't stop'?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me wake up at the crack of stupid.

[sup]What with all the racket you're making down here![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being jealous.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being from another dimension. Filled with bacon.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being part of the great derailing of '09.

 

[Ren3004]

For being part of ninjafest '10.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not selling Ninjafest '10 T-shirts in the lobby.

[sup]@Goat: You're supposed to take a left at Albequerque, and then hop backwards on one foot for seventy miles while singing showtunes, and then punch yourself in the gonads.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For trusting those directions.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not believing in my excellent navigation skills.

[sup]I have the mind of a cartographer![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing a guy's mind.

[sup]Was it worth it? Did you get any 'pleasure' out of it?
Did you 'boing' my curls? And does everything get more 'suggestive' when surrounded by ' marks?And didn't I 'forget' my BBCode?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for Cox and forgetfulness.

 

[Ren3004]

For brandishing nine irons.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being George Thorogood's cousin.