The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not being here all the time.
[sub]The thread needs you...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not pumping it with drugs while it was sleeping.

[sup]Have a good day?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hitting a beehive with a stick.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating that bee-hive.

[sup]Meh. I'm fine, just being a bit miserable meself. Also doesn't help that my iTunes is on shuffle and keeps chucking out sad songs. It's like it wants me to /wrists.
And I haven't checked the Asylum thread in a while so meh.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

...for not sharing the beehive with me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being more concerned about my iTunes which is making me reach for a bladed item of sorts.

[sup]Now playing. You Should Of Killed Me When You Had The Chance by A Day To Remember.
Yeah...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not popping Clutch himself.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not popping Neonbob when he had the chance.

[sup]Fool! Then Vaude would be the new ruler of the Escapist! Think of the power we could gain![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for thinking Neon's nukes are easy to dodge.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for swimming in a sea of condiments.

[sup]...Yes, I brought that back up. Along with this.[/sup]

[HEADING=1]MEEP![/HEADING]

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting to bring out the emo crab.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not showing me the jock lobster.