The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "XXX hot?"

 

[Lambi]

For "That is only for members of the self torture club. Would you like to become one?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Self torture? I take baths in stars hotter than your sun to relax!"

 

[Lambi]

For "I did not ask you that. Now would you like to become a member or not?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That would be quite useless."

 

[Lambi]

For turning down free membership. Oh well...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing that self torture is only good for mortals.

 

[Neonbob]

...for torturing yourself with a bag of nails.

 

[Ren3004]

... for nailing yourself with a bag of torture.

 

[Lambi]

For nailing his past self.

 

[Lambi]

For nailing a sandwich.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for breaking my leg in two places.

[sup]Also: Ni![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ZING!

[sup]It's good. Now it's my leg and lack of sleep that is annoying me.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving me out here alone with teh crazies.

[sup]Same here. See ya later. *Wedgies Goat as he walks away*[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being a whiny *****.

[sub]SHUT UP[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being one of teh crazies!

[sup]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/sup]