The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for eating Jedward.

[sup]And now, I have to put you down. *Cocks rifle*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to kill that what cannot die.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Bullet hits and disintegrates on impact. No damage.*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "The second shot hit me you bastard! *Drop to ground*"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What? You shot at a deer? Learn to aim then!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yeah, don't mind me over here, dying. At least put me out of my misery."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Commi
For having a rediculously bad aim.
[sup]Seriously, the way you describe it, it's even worse than mine![/sup]
@Sas
For "Ah, I see you have some open wounds."
*Rubs salt in your wounds*

 

[Lambi]

For *rub, rub, rub*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You forgot the lemon, fools!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I've got a better idea: we'll bind you naked in a field, put the outside of your body full of salt and put a goat there with you. The goat will lick up the salt and you'll litterly laught yourself to death."

 

[Lambi]

For reminding me.

[sup]Thanks. *rubs lemon in wound*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "THE AGONY!!! Thanks."

 

[Lambi]

For "You're welcome." *rub, rub, rub*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You could get a job at this. Oh, don't forget to pour hot wax into the wound."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For rubbing him.
@Sas
For being a ninja.

 

[Lambi]

For "Oh right. Would you like hot, extra hot or XX hot?"