The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for asking me to destroy his eardrums.

[sup]Just Google Jedward...then prepare to close that tab as quick as you can.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not destroying his eardrums.
[sup]A bit of destruction is always fun![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for planning a slow takeover of china.
[sup]...that was weird.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for planning a slow invasion of my mind.

[sup]What was?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not planning anything, ever!
[sup]That...group.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am part of a plan to invade China.

[sup]I see...need a quack?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For a reason your mind can't comprehend.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not comprehending, Binky Boy.

 

[Lambi]

For bringing me to boredom!

[sup]Also: Hi.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing me to the monster truck show.

[sup]Also: Coconuts.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing me to the brink of sanity.

[sup]Also: Boondoggles.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for Sassafrass: A Lumberjack's Tale.

[sup]Also: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For being the last Chinchilla. Or is he?

[sup]Also: Jedward.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for adding drama.

[sup]DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
N[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For substracting drama.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for fornicating with a walrus. A walrus with leprosy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overusing the characters 'f', 'o' and 'r'.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for soaking pandas in kerosene.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating the inside of his mouth.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating himeself.