The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For being too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Right Said Fred.

[sup]*Heads off to edit his punch in the face list*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for punching people with salami in your hand.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting said salami.

 

[Ren3004]

For not liking salami.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I don't like salami.
If Neon eats it, then I can't.

 

[Ren3004]

For stealing Neon's salami.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a seemingly clean thing sound incredibly dirty.

 

[Lambi]

For thinking dirty all the time.

 

[Ren3004]

For not thinking that sounded dirty.
[sub]What can I say? Innuendo is my specialty.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For not coming sooner.
[sup]See? I can do it too.
And I did a second innuendo in my sup.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For thinking that's hard.
[sub]See, now I feel the need to defend my honor. I really can't engage in another innuendo battle right now, I have to study. Besides, it would just leave a bad taste in someone's mouth.

[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For doing a double entrende.
[sup]Then just stop and sucumb to me. Admit defeat.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Fine, Lambi. You asked for it, now you'll have to take it! And you can bet it will be rough.
[sub]Never. I can do this all day long...[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For being real handy with that rod.

 

[Ren3004]

For trying to take the rod from me.
[sub]Bow down to me! [/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For not being hard enough!
[sup]Nevah![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For missing completely.
[sub]If you want to hit me you'll have to be faster.[/sub]