The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not bending over and taking it.

 

[Ren3004]

For trying to have it his way.

 

[Lambi]

For not coming over here fast enough.

 

[Ren3004]

For not being able to hold it.
[sub]And so, this thread's descent into madness begins.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For touching his pole repeatedly.

 

[Ren3004]

For poking me in the eye.

 

[Lambi]

For sticking it where ever he wants.

 

[Ren3004]

For going out in the rain and getting all wet.

 

[Lambi]

For doing the horizontal monster-mash.

 

[Ren3004]

For standing up.

 

[Lambi]

For maddly bumping uglies.

 

[Ren3004]

For rolling around the floor and getting all dirty.

 

[Lambi]

Foreplay.

 

[Ren3004]

For being about to go down.

 

[Lambi]

For going soft.

 

[Ren3004]

For not liking it rough.

 

[Lambi]

For going in too fast.

 

[Ren3004]

For coming out too soon.

 

[Lambi]

For pulling out.

 

[Ren3004]

For shoving it in.