The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my monkey butlers!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not holding onto them tighter!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for distracting me with that shiny Neo Badge.

 

[Ren3004]

For letting himself be distracted.

 

[Neonbob]

...for contributing to his distraction.

 

[Ren3004]

For pointing that out.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to hide your attempt.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for shiny...so shiny. *Steals Neo Badges, climbs up tree, starts chewing on them*

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to steal THE ONE.
*smacks and takes back*
MINE.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking Rens back. *Nibbles Neons Neo badge*

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping mine!
[sup]GAH!
*smacks again*
*takes my badge back*
You can have Ren's now.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not even stealing my real badge. *puts badge in unbreakable vault*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for keeping his badges safe.
[sup]Fine!
I'll go and nibble on a Mods Neo badge.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting his own badges in a bear trap!
[sup]Good luck with that![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that that is a good idea.
[sup]I'll see you on the other side...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For risking the banhammer.
[sub]Patience, my friend, patience.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am a ninja.
[sup]I shall be fine.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for desiring a picture of me!
[sup]I suggest you nom on Baby Tea's. He's the calmest of the mods in my eyes.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having already posting a picture of himself in December.
[sup]Done and done.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For also posting a picture of himself.