The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren
For thinking that wasn't part of any deception.
@Neon
What you're looking at is just an empty shell.
You might not be aware of it now, but in a few centuries you will be!
If you live that long...

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing the slugs have souls too.
[sup]I've been around longer than the universe, young Rex!
I shall outlast this "threat."
:-D[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For being so old.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a young munchkin!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, I know you've been around longer than this universe.
After all you're the result of one of my first experiments in the art of creation!"

 

[Ren3004]

For creating everything.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I had to, there was nothing to destroy!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for reaching beyond your limits!
[sup]Nice godmodding! X-D
Very well. I concede this round, Rex![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Limits? What limits?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring the limitations of your fingers.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have fingers.
[sup]I'm pretty sure I told you I'm not human...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying your true appearance.
[sup]We all know you just hide them in plasma. It's okay.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Actually, I only use a body when directly communicating with mortals. Otherwise they think they're hearing things which aren't there, or they get locked up in an asylum..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for not seeing the fingers there.
[sup]Seeeeeeeee?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for fingering your eyeballs with reckless abandon.

 

[Neonbob]

...for verbing a noun of such magnitude.

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing help to get things out of your head!