The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For not approving of his crusade against the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying about a soul.
There is clearly one on my shelf with your name.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren
For thinking I don't approve of it.
I just dissaprove of his inefficient methods.
He should just blow up any solar system the whales live in.
Or just vaporize all the water o@Ren
For thinking I don't approve of it.
I just dissaprove of his inefficient methods.
He should just blow up any solar system the whales live in.
Or just vaporize all the water on the planet...

@Neon
For thinking that's a soul.
It's the trans-dimentional slugwyrm that's been bothering me for aeons.
Well, he's your problem now!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I want the whales gone right away, and for letting a wyrm mess with you.
[sup]*pokes it with a stick*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, now you've done it...
Poking a slugwyrm is always a bad idea, especially the trans-dimensional ones.
Well, I thank you for getting it of my back, but now I have to leave this dimension.
Soon it will be filled with trans-dimensional slugwyrms...
Those slugwyrms are resistant to everything, I should know since I was the one who created them."

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving me issues!
[sup]GAWDDAMMIT.
Now I've gotta find a way to kill it.
Hmmm
*goes off to think*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Don't bother, it's impossible...
That's just how I designed them,
they're my minions, but they're so powerful it takes the fun out of destroying universes.
Oh, they also warp reality and each of them can spawn infinite others at will...
Well, good luck, it won't help."

 

[Neonbob]

...for underestimating my resolve.
[sup]Muahahahaa.
*five minutes later*
...it died when I hugged it...
*sniffle*[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For killing it! It was so cute!!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to get me all sentimental!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's dead.
See?
It attached itself to you and will keep acting like a parasite until either you die or someone else is foolish enough to take it off you (like you did with me).
If neither happens (due to possibly being immortal and not finding anyone foolish enough), you're stuck with it forever!
Not even the heat-death of a universe will stop it!

 

[Ren3004]

For bleurgh.

 

[Lambi]

For vomiting on my new carpet!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the vomit!
[sup]Wait, that might actually make sense...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For liking the vomit.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I like it!

 

[Ren3004]

For lying about his tastes.
[sub]I saw you![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I am the god of all Evil.
That includes deception!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to deceive me.
[sup]No, I mean it just withered up and died. it even put me in its will.
Huh.
odd.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not being deceived.