The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for needing to put up a backup!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having no back ups.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making backups either.
[sup]The wise always make backups whether it's backup data or a backup plan![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not just killing everything that could cause you to go to a backup.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a post count.

 

[Neonbob]

...for faulting me for the same thing you have!

 

[Sassafrass]

..for having Neo.

[sup]Only 6 or 7 more days to go...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For striving for a Neo.
[sup]Achievement whore![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not going for THE ONE.
[sup]You can doo eeet![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It may come eventually, in about 2042 posts."

 

[Lambi]

For not having to wait until APRIL, like me...

 

[Neonbob]

...for discounting your mind!

 

[Ren3004]

For paying for his mind.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making up his mind.

 

[Ren3004]

For minding that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not minding his own business!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to ignore your plottings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing about said plottings.
You know too much!
People who know too much have a tendency to disappear!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for empty threa---

Sassafrass has disconnected.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What was it you were trying to say again?"
*Replaces Sas with mindless robot slave*