The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For "Have you seen Sas?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "No, he disappeared just a few minutes ao, but I'm sure he'll be back..."

 

[Lambi]

For "I'll just wait here then..."
*Sits down*

 

[Ren3004]

For fighting for a lost cause.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not fighting the armored spiders of doom.

 

[Lambi]

For creating said spiders!

 

[Neonbob]

...for constantly blaming me!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being easy to blame.

 

[Ren3004]

For not hugging me.
[sub]I feel lonely...[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving in to your feelings!
[sup]*slaps*
STILL WANT A HUG?![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking credit for my spiders of doom!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to get credit for them when all you did was spit in a tube!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I also prepared said tube to mutate the DNA in my spit to become said spiders of doom.
You don't wanna know what those other tubes are for...

 

[Neonbob]

...for not catching the legal binding in the document you signed!

 

[Ren3004]

For slapping me.
[sub]AAAHHHHH, MEANIE!!![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting slapped.

@Neon
I don't sign any legal binding documents, me signing them would be irrelevant because I'm above all laws including the laws of physics!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to weasel out of them.
[sup]NOT MINE, FOOL.
*grabs Rex by soul*
...it's slimy.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I ever had a soul.
Why do you think I buy them?

 

[Ren3004]

For getting Neon's hands all wet.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, that's what he gets for splashing nukes in the sea!"