The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising there is.

<----------------- It's there.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slapping things around with your overdue tax papers!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I pay taxes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not picking up on the overdue part.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for expecting me to pick up on stuff.

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining your static clinging!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I am coherent enough to do anything.

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying your brain the oxygen it needs.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am a hive mind.

 

[Neonbob]

...for yanking teeth out of random people.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not joining me in doing such a fun activity.

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to do that instead of ripping off arms.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not cleaning himself up afterwards.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to be rid of the lovely gore!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a good point.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For driving a melon into the wall!

 

[Neonbob]

...for caring about the foundation of the world!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the world doesn't have a foundation anymore...
[sup]I ate it![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for showing that you didn't care about it!