The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for putting a stick of boom in a mop!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing the fun of that prank.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slobbering all over my supply of sodium!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using said sodium to make a bomb.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to make a bomb out of it!
[sup]I was going to cover people in it.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For turning Pikachu into the world's cutest lava lamp.

 

[Neonbob]

...for launching your latest game title into the atmosphere of Venus.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking a game because it's set in the atmosphere of Venus.

 

[Ren3004]

For something. I don't feel like thinking of a reason.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lowering your expectations to meet those of a hermit crab!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lowering your standards to meet those of the turtle hermit!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blocking the sun with an emo!

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing him in your house at all!

 

[Lambi]

For pudding!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for starters!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dessert!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting slick stuff on a race track!

 

[Lambi]

For bacon-flavored pudding!