The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for hiding my narwhal in ice!

 

[Ren3004]

For breaking my laptop.

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking your own hip with a hammer.

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing it was a power drill.

 

[Ren3004]

For double-posting.

 

[Ren3004]

For pointing that out.

 

[Neonbob]

...for spending too much money on annoying toys!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for spending too much time on time wasting!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for spending too little time on wasting time to time waste effectively.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spending too much time on writing posts.

 

[reg42]

For not spending enough time posting

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spending even less time posting!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling people into a back room with hopes of getting to a good acting gig and then getting them to bend over backwards while your rape their stomach!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Wait, wha?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for dancing a banana tango muppet sock flatulence.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For failing to nuke the whales within the time limit.