The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for going with a strange lady.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking strange ladies!

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving them far too much.
They gave you AIDS.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking they could.
[sup]I feel the need...
The need for sleep![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not taking this chance to murder him in his sleep.

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing... now he will never sleep...

 

[Lambi]

For being addicted to breathing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for dragging an old lady.

 

[Ren3004]

For dragging a young boy.

 

[Ren3004]

For flossing an old feline.

 

[Ren3004]

For singeing an ancient artifact.