The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for calling your mother a lactose tolerant slagwhore of a potluck dinner! Have some fucking respect!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting HIM to have respect!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not expecting the same, and lowering your standards.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that him being respectless serves as a diversion in some of my plans!

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing diversions. Sheesh.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need them, I just like to use them sometimes, it gets people really confused when I execute my plans.
Where did you think the stories of things like alien abduction came from?

 

[Neonbob]

...for defending an obvious reliance on diversionary tactics.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being convinced that I need diversionary tactics to win.
As I said, getting people confused or even at war with each other because of a diversion is fun, you should try it sometimes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to believe you when you've admitted to lying so readily before!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I don't always need to lie. Do I? That way I can keep you guessing! Otherwise you could just assume the opposite of what I said and lieing wouldn't have any effect."

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I ever believe you tell the truth.

 

[Lambi]

For having an ice day!

[sup]Haha! Fear my lame Batman and Robin's Mr. Freeze's ice puns! Fear them![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Let's kick some ice!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

For eating my sandvich!

GIVE IT BACK! WAAAAGH!

*jumps on him*

 

[Neonbob]

...for not going to violence immediately!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking violence!
"I played this city like a harp from Hell!"