The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for coating yourself in aluminum!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For coating yourself in meat and not expecting to get eaten.
See? I told you that was a stupid idea!
Good luck getting out.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dissin' mah homies!

 

[Neonbob]

...for having "homies" in the first place.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not expecting me to have homies.
What else did you think I just ate?

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling them "homies" anyway!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Did I say homies? I meant food! I always keep mixing those up..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for even letting that word out of your mouth!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I actually put them in!

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing around on a bus!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For imagining the bus is a great big simulator!

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing "chocolate" snowballs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking chocolate!
[sup]Oh well... More for me![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing "chocolate" =/= real chocolate.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not saying before it was fake chocolate!
What was it? Brown soap?

 

[Neonbob]

...for not picking up on that!
http://flintlockwoodslab.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fanart&action=print&thread=37

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
"I am the terror that hunts in the night.
I am the jackal that knaws at your bones.
*Scares jaywalker by firing tank*
I'm not finished yet.
I am Darkwarrior Duck!"

 

[Marmalade]

...for being a duck

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For messing with the wrong duck!