The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for crediting yourself with teleportation. We all know Ultrajoe made that.
[sup]And I'm using Quantum Tunneling. It's much faster. :-D[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's faster.
It only has les risk when up against me because I usually have the quantum tunnels set to automatic, good thing you told me.
I'll just turn teleportation off completely then.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking you can turn off teleportation at all. muahahahahaha. My brainwashing has worked.
*dances*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I can't.
*Turns off teleportation*
*Turns on teleportation*
*Turns off teleportation*
*Turns on teleportation*
*Turns off teleportation*
*Turns on teleportation*
*Turns off teleportation*
*Turns on teleportation*
*Looks around and sees lots of people who got caught in my suddenly turning on and off teleportation*
*Eats them*

And now for gravity...

 

[Neonbob]

...for falling into the default hallucination brought on by my masterful brainwashing.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have a brain.
I am a will without a body you fool.
What? You mean this?
I'm sure I told you before it's only for communicating with mortals...

 

[Neonbob]

...for splitting hairs between a brain and any kind of neural network.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have any kind of neural network.

 

[Neonbob]

...for admitting to being less than a jellyfish with no mental capacity and therefor no power whatsoever!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Mental capacity? HA! Devine will is what I'm at. Only mortals and other fools who are stuck to a physical presense need a neural network!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying the laws of godly physics. Now we have to revoke your card. For without a neural network, you're just a floating ball of energy which can be harnessed by anyone. Not godly.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
"You fool...
Do you really think I look anything like a ball of energy?
I am everywhere and inside everyone.
I decide whether to keep the universe together or make it fall apart.
I decide whether you still have a role to play in my Masterplan or whether I should just stop supporting your worthless life.
I decide how physics work.
I can create or destroy energy and mass at my whim.
I can turn on and off the stars as if they where lamps.
I am not bound by the limits of this dimension or or any other.
I can delete entire universes like mortals delete files on their computers
I am Darkwing Du-Uhm I mean...
They call me Rex Dark!"

 

[Ren3004]

For tl,dr.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to kill someone whos already dead.

 

[Ren3004]

For burt.
[sub]Got it? Got it? Why are you looking at me like that? Is that a gun?[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing that puns make me pull out rifles.

 

[Ren3004]

For being against puns.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being FOR THEM!

 

[Ren3004]

For being a pun hater.