The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for making a death star rather than WAR WORLD.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I steal a Mini Cooper! How else am I supposed to get a lot of gold bars through Turin?!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "With a gigantic, heavily armed money truck."

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing a fucking MINI. COOPER.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for obsessing over Mini Coopers. WHY?!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me wonder WHY you'd want a fucking mini!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not actually clarifying what Mini Cooper he is on about, the old one or the newer one.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I care about the difference. They're both ridiculous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taliking about Mini Coopers instead of Hummers.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking they're cooler than the Striker!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking Mini Coopers at all!
[sup]...I'm in shock.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For being shocked.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Pikachu, use Thundershock!"

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

For telling Pikachu what to do

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing Pikachu isn't the only one I tell what to do.
"TheNumber1Zero, make a post!"

 

[Ren3004]

For failing at telling people what to do.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting yourself be led into an alley by a hyperactive cat!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking cats.

 

[Neonbob]

...for liking the stupid bundles of fur.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
"Lasercat, use lasereyes!
Pandor, it's dinnertime!
Morpheus, attack!"