The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for trying to confuse people with rays!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being known as Furby.

 

[reg42]

For not saving the whales

 

[reg42]

For making me say "Wait... What?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so easy to confuse!

 

[reg42]

For even implying that Sean can cry

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a small battle into a larger one!

 

[reg42]

for being a worthy adversary

 

[Lambi]

For hiding the orange sun in my latte!

 

[Lambi]

For chewing on your concience!

 

[Neonbob]

...for foxtrotting into danger while people shouted at you from the background.

 

[Lambi]

For skipping over water like a fox in a fire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for kicking people into explosives while you sang a merry tune!

 

[Lambi]

For putting pudding in puddles!

 

[Lambi]

For grinding sweaters in a mini game!