The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for heating a room with propane.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

For nuking the whales, which is flaming.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For interfering with the harvest of Tiberium.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my Mini Cooper!

 

[Neonbob]

...for linking me and flaming together without a flamethrower in the middle!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for liking bees!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making me think of this.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/527949

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing a rhino into the party!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a rhino in his pants.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting a rhino in your dreams, rather than a more interesting thing.
Like a tigercrane.

 

[Ren3004]

For having a tigercrane in his dreams.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not having one in your own!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I dream!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making all the stuff on TV suck!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making British TV suck like a toothless hooker.

 

[Neonbob]

...for talking on the phone like a girl!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking I may be a girl and that profile pic could be a clever ruse...