The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wrapping the world in a shroud of clarity.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's the reason I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a wrecking ball.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having your house in the way of said wbrecking ball!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a car in my neighbor's face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing there's a bomb in said car.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me smile that big.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For smiling for some reason...
Probably because his neighbor is gonna have a carbomb explode in his face any second now.

 

[Neonbob]

...for knowing exactly why I'm smiling.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For

The first car bomb may have been the one used for the assassination attempt on Ottoman Sultan Abdul Hamid II in 1905 in Istanbul by Armenian separatists, in the command of Belgian anarchist Edward Jorris.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_bomb#History

 

[Neonbob]

...for being high above things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using noclip to hide under the map and frag people from underground.

 

[Neonbob]

...for crushing your vertebra!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trusting your dentist implicitly!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For running around in circles inside a box.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a treadmill on wheels!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For reminding me of Evil Genius!