The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not bringing any more petrol.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for expecting me to know anything at 10am.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having eyesight that works in the morning.

You're a teenager, the hell is wrong with you?!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting up so early.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For describing me as "normal".
[sup]You must have an unusual definition of the word "normal".[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Does it involve said owls getting eaten?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Ah, in that case I see why I'd be normal by your definition."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not expecting it.
[sup]It became sentient halfway through lunch.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my Claw Hammer of Doom!