The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

For making a pun FOR no good reason.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for FORgoing to see that puns are always necessary.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for desperately trying to not FORswear puns.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for attempting to FORk me to death.

[sub]Assassins are dealt with quite harshly in Puntopia.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for FORsaking his pun duties in favor of sleep.

[sub]We'll hunt you down, yet.[/sub]

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

...for FORfeiting his FOUR FORKS

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for FORgetting he's a dog, and those don't talk. Or type.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for forgetting that he's a chinchilla. They don't speak or type either.

 

[Iskenator67]

...He has a wrench.

 

[Jemal]

..He doesn't have a wrench

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being old.