The Guy above me is a troll because...

[yaik7a]

...for making the worst pun EVAR !

 

[Magnatek]

For punishing someone who didn't make a pun.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having gone to the bathroom.

 

[yaik7a]

...For not going to the bathroom

 

[Jaywebbs]

for failing the originality test

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for screaming out, "BUTTER!", ever time he walks into a room.

 

[cerulgalactus]

He is only posting to get badges.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

has too many badges.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for entering the door to the north, and now being by himself, standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

For casting magic missile at the darkness.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for being a Xbox avatar.

 

[Shaoken]

For being ten posts off 1111

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not having an Avatar

 

[Insanum]

For having a fugly Avatar.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for judging people based on looks.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being obssessed with goats. And not in a socially acceptable way.