The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pm0n3y]

...for halucinating about a goat apocolypse
[sup]take a deep breath and it'll be all over soon...[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

...For doubting the goat apocalypse.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being made of bloodsoaked fury.

[sub]666! The number of the beast! Hell and fire was spawned to be released![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking 666 is the number of the beast.

[sup]It's actually 616.[/sup]

 

[Nukey]

.....for think 616 is the number of the beast its actually 555

 

[Azraellod]

...For bickering about something as trivial as the number of the beast.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling the great Stephen Fry a liar.


EDIT: For being a scythe wielding ninja cat.

 

[Sam G]

For neglecting to refer to Sir Stephen Fry by his full title.

 

[Sam G]

For stuttering, then failing to give an actual reason.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that the comments Maraveno stuttered over made no sense.

 

[ThreeWords]

.. for thinking we need to make sense! We would be just as happy making random incoherent noises.

[sup]Granth yerh frek a glab brag frah noh chee...[/sup]

 

[Magnatek]

For insulting my uncle!

[small]I can speak grunt, you know.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being able to speak Grunt.

[sup]Psycho is much moAAAAAARRRRRRRGHGGGHHHH!!! More interesting.[/sup]

 

[Drakeneo]

...uh...just because I guess...

 

[Sassafrass]

..for being really unimaginative.

 

[VargRaev]

For not being rude enough

 

[Sassafrass]

...for accusing me of not being rude enough.

[sup]It's not in my nature, you f***ing t****r! /jk.[/sup]

 

[XJ-0461]

...for using swear words in a joking manner.

 

[ThreeWords]

... for not damn well swearing enough