The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pm0n3y]

...for working best under pressure.

 

[Neonbob]

...for working best in an undersea environment.
[sup]do you know how expensive that is?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm not sure, but it would be a waste of money since I keep blowing up planets."

 

[Neonbob]

...for planning to fail!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "WHAT? You knew? Oh well, doesn't matter all those seemingly fails are just preparations for the only victory that counts: The destruction of all that is Good!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to blame all your fail on me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing the win that links all my plans together.

 

[Neonbob]

...for linking your plan together with string.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Don't forget the duct tape!"

 

[Lambi]

For "And the WD-40."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "And the RPG-7."

 

[Lambi]

For "You mean the J-RPG [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.166871?page=5#4507302]?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For "no, I think he means the WMD."

 

[Lambi]

For "Ah. I see. Now what do we do?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Actually I meant the RPG-7."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPG-7

 

[Lambi]

For "I know that. Didn't you get the joke?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I didn't know it was a joke.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me how to use the SarcMark.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "My freedom, just that. You'd take that from me. And if you did, would they have you back, do you think? The FBI? Those people you despise almost as much as they despise you? Will they give you a medal, Clarice, do you think? Would you have it professionally framed and hang it on your wall to look at and remind you of your courage and incorruptibility? All you would need for that, Clarice, is a mirror."