The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for taking so damned long to get yourself back over here!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for whining about my absence!

 

[Neonbob]

...for growing to five times your original size when placed in water!

 

[reg42]

For buildin' a house of fire, baby!

 

[Scde2]

For.Three.Twne.

 

[reg42]

For buildin' it with our love!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining too late about him building it with something I could (and probably will) easily destroy!

 

[Neonbob]

...for coating a manor with tires!

 

[Scde2]

For trying to kill a zombie with a toothpick!

 

[reg42]

For builin' a house of fire everytime we toooooouuuuuuch!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking stuff that's made of fire!

 

[Scde2]

For being here and there!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting my comic books in a vise!

 

[Scde2]

For dressing up as a pirate!

 

[reg42]

For feeling me down!

 

[Neonbob]

...for groping millions of strangers!

 

[Scde2]

For not joining in!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For joining in!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making all the joints ache!

 

[Scde2]

For eating peas one at a time!