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ChromeAlchemist

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Oh Dante the great
Everyone's left the party
Now you're left to cry

Hmm, that's bad. Considering I was taught this it's pretty shocking, but they never did tell us what makes a good haiku. Oh wait, yes they did...the more cryptic the better.
 

Fetzenfisch

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friboy2791 said:
Fetzenfisch said:
The Nippon-Fanboy
he is smelling like old milk
how i despise them
what is the Nippon?
I know I sound like a n00b
but at least I ask
It's the native's name;
for the island of evil.
that you call japan.
 

friboy2791

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here are some haikus
that I wrote throughout the years
hope you enjoy them

Clinton vs Bush
Clinton screwed with Lewinski
Bush screwed with Iraq

I swallowed a fly
while riding my bicycle
now I have to puke

a long time ago
a galaxy far away
insert Star Wars theme

I just beat portal
Glad0s you have deceived me
with promise of cake

Oh Companion Cube
I mourn your untimely death
you completed me
 

BonsaiK

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friboy2791 said:
I thought it would be
fun to have a haiku thread
so I started one

So here are the rules:
All posts on this thread should be
done in haiku form

Also by the way
I'm new on Escapist boards
please be nice to me
Since you are new here
RP and forum games board
Is where to post this.

rekabdarb said:
Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator
I saw this poem
On a t-shirt last weekend
Or something like it
 

friboy2791

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FluxCapacitor said:
Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
Fluxcapacitor
I'm Jack's copyright lawyer
that was from Fight Club
BonsaiK said:
friboy2791 said:
I thought it would be
fun to have a haiku thread
so I started one

So here are the rules:
All posts on this thread should be
done in haiku form

Also by the way
I'm new on Escapist boards
please be nice to me
Since you are new here
RP and forum games board
Is where to post this.
sorry about that
next time i will post in the
appropriate place
 

Stoic raptor

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rekabdarb said:
Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU
When I kick much ass
And I do it good I feel
indestructible

I like Haiku's much
They are my favorite kind
Short and easy too
 

AvsJoe

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Hi, my name is Joe.
I am known as AvsJoe here.
Just look for the egg.
 

minarri

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俳句はね
日本語で書く
やつだから

In reality
They rarely mean a damned thing
Or so I believe