The haiku thread

[Sinclair Solutions]

A man with strong views
Is a man with a closed mind
And who is ignored.

That took me awhile
I feel I am bad at these
I should stop right now.

That one wasn't hard
I think I am learning this
Should I keep going?

No I don't think so
That last one was pretty tough
I think I will stop.

 

[friboy2791]

Don't let this thread die
I will fight to revive it
DAMMIT don't flatline

 

[SnipErlite]

I have never wrote
A decent haiku before
I can't use grammar

 

[SnipErlite]

Here's a double post
No better than the first one
I still can't haiku

 

[Fraught]

Don't dillydally,
just go and molest that dog,
an awkward haiku.

 

[friboy2791]

Don't dillydally,
just go and molest that dog,
an awkward haiku.

Fraught DUDE what the shit
bestiality is gross
molestation too

 

[friboy2791]

I just lost the game
You probably pissed at me
bring on the hate mail

 

[Siuki]

These are always fun
I don't really get them though
Count with your fingers

On the Escapist
At the bottom of the screen
Starcraft trilogy?

 

[friboy2791]

guys don't quit on me
let us bring this thread up to
100 replies

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

[
is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall

do you have some more
words with seven syllables?
I can't think of them

You want a long word?
Antidisestablishment-
arianism

Want to play a game?
Just look in this thread for people
who mention refrigerators.

Also note that I am
absolutely terrible at writing haiku
so sadly, I am lost.

A three-line poem
First and third, five syllables
Middle one, seven
(A bonus: add two sevens
And presto! It's a tanka)