the hill game

[sagitel]

the game is pretty simple you get rid of/kill the previous escapist and claim the hill as your own

MY hill!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

*Detonates 10 Tons of C4 under the hill*

Not your hill anymore.

 

[MrCollins]

SomeLameStuff ruined the game by destroying the hill.

*Stabs him in the face repeatedly and climbs onto the mound where the hill was*

 

[sagitel]

*has two hundred Mil Mi-26 drop tons of soil on tizzy to bury him and rebuild the hill*

MY hill!

 

[MrCollins]

*has secretly added plutonium into the ground that rebuilt the hill, waits as Sagitel slowly dies of radiation poisonning*

Who's hill is it?
MY HILL

 

[Fractral]

Only wimps and The French use radiation poisoning any more. You die slowly of shame.
My hill now.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I bring several bottles of wine up to celebrate your acquisition of the hill.

When I have you thoroughly drunk I trick you into signing the deed for the hill over to me.

The hill is now mine, and I did it all legally bitches!

 

[MrCollins]

*hands Tizzy a mirror, watches as he gets distracted by his own reflection and he wanders away*

MY HILL NOW, *starts building a bunker*

 

[Fractral]

'At last, a good place to dump all of my sewage. Pipe it in boys!'

Suddenly the hill looks that much less attractive.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Cleans the hill with chainsaw equipped bulldozers.

My hill now mate.

 

[MrCollins]

Builds a new hill out of PS2, Dr.Susse therefore jumps on them.

MY HILL!!!!!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Spreads rumors of a Tea Conference so MrCollins leaves to go to it.

Well, my hill!

 

[Dr.Susse]

We will build a new hill!

*Calls in a team of Amish to build a glorious Barn Hill*

 

[sagitel]

sets the retro museum on fire. tizzy becomes so sad that made others suffer in the fire that he gives the hill to me!

MY hill!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*boots of sagitel and plants the black Redlin flag of war*

This is my hill. Sure, you may take me off of it now but in the end it will be under my control...

 

[sagitel]

*sends redlin a gift. and when he opens it a fist comes out and punches him out. then burns the redling flag*

my hill!

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Carries sagitel off to his ice cave and hangs him from the ceiling.
My hill!