the hill game

[MrCollins]

*Asks WhyBotherToTry to defend the hill, he mistakes this for a challenges and simply gives up*

The Hill is mine and it now has some lovely tea thanks to that convention I went to.

 

[Kae]

I put Mr. Collins in a sack and roll him down the hill, my hill now I guess *sits and starts stargazing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give him a sandwich.

A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

The hill is mine.

 

[Basement Cat]

I swarm in with my poisonous Perpetual Darkness. Redlin5 gets lost in the darkness and wanders off gasping and coughing.

I claim this hill for The Great Old Ones! [small]And myself![/small]

 

[talker]

i blow up the dam, flooding the area and drowning mr. Zen. then i take a shark cage and a bottle of oxygen and go stand on top of The (Underwater) Hill

 

[sagitel]

i connect a nuclear power plant to the lake. electrifying talker and sharks and also disintegrating water into hydrogen and oxygen!

MY (now over water) hill!

 

[Kae]

I call giant eagles to kidnap you, where will they take?
I don't know I didn't ask, but the hill is now mine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I unleash all the horrors from the Hello Kitty Universe upon you.

As Kaleion is devoured alive by the cutest beings imaginable, I take the hill.

 

[MrCollins]

Tells him to back off or i'll open the doors to the escapist basement, he backs off. The horrors remain there.

Mah Hill

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

I'd like to shake your hand MrCollins.
*Killer-Hand-Buzzer*
Can't beat the classics.

Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Hill.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Robots have off switches, how convenient

Hail to the Hill King, baby

 

[White Lightning]

I walk onto the Hill and stand uncomfortably close to PsychicTaco115 causing him to feel very awkward and leave.

I guess it's my Hill now but whatever.

 

[MrCollins]

High velocity sniper rifle bullet to the face.

My hill.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I had Chewie rip his arms off and beat Collins with them

This Hill is now property of Han Taco

 

[MrCollins]

'Tis but a flesh wound, *runs at Han Taco, stops and point an accusatory finger at him.* YOU shot first!
The realization that Taco ended a life without any provocation whatsoever drives him insane with quilt and he commits suicide as a result.

*Slowly walks up the hill, puts on a hat*
That's Mister Collins to you!!!

And it's my hill

 

[MrCollins]

Releases a pack of hungry dogs that rips Tizzy's flesh apart.
Hilly hill hill, you are mine.

 

[username sucks]

*Teleports hill to the moon, leaving Mr. Colins to stand on level ground*

I guess I'll teleport myself to the moon-hill now.