the hill game

[SomeLameStuff]

Messes with the teleportation frequency, causing Username to gib himself*

Mine!

 

[sagitel]

unleashes holy gorillas with laser swords and grenades glued to their hands at somelamestuff.

now to find some space suits....

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Reveals that David Copperfield was hired to make a decoy illusionary hill and that the real hill is in an undisclosed location somewhere in Southern Germany*.


Das ist mine Hill dummkopf.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Smashes PS1 with an axe*

This hill is now property of Taco

 

[MrCollins]

*Omnomnomnomnom* *burps* Man.. those tacos were good,
Who does this hill belong to?
*Realise my mistake*
WHHHYYYYY!!!!! Nooooo, Taco, you were too good for this world.

Still, at least I got this cool hill.

 

[username sucks]

Mr. Colins, I challange thee to a duel!
*Gives Mr. Colins a sabatoged gun, then shoots him in the face when his gun doesn't fire*

So, anyone else want to duel me for this awesome hill I have?

 

[Kae]

I walk on top of the hill and just slap Mr. Sucks in the face, he falls to the ground and rolls downhill, I guess this is my hill now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Gives Kaleion's name to readers digest.
After months of hounding he is forced to move. The Digest people where just too violently persistent.

Now the hill shall be mine.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Places PS1 over to the side*

My hill, my rules

 

[Mullac]

Picks up the PS1 previously put down by PsychicTaco and smashes it over his head, breaking the PS1 in the process.

Come at me brethren.

 

[Fractral]

You... oh my... you destroyed a PS1? You monster. I hope you are very ashamed of yourself!
Someone so despicable has no right to this hill. I claim it in the name of all that is good and pure!

 

[scorptatious]

*inhales*

*swallows*

My hill.

Oooh! And I get this sweet armor now. Well, helmet anyway.

 

[MrCollins]

*approaches Scorptatious, as he tries to inhale, I throw a poisoned pill into his mouth. He dies*

My Hill.

 

[Kae]

I offer Mr. Collins tea and biscuits in exchange of the hill, he being a high class British gentleman immediately accepts.

So yeah the hill is now mine and stuff, all mine!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I invade Kaleion's country, forcing him to run away from the hill

This hill is now part of the French Empire!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I Trafalgar and Waterloo his ass until he is exiled off to an island away from the hill.

My hill now.

 

[username sucks]

I build a bigger hill right next to Redlin's hill, making him walk off in a mixture of jealousy and shame at his small hill.

Also, I built a bunker in the hill. WHAT NOW!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Following the rules of scissors, paper, bunker.

I play scissors and win the hill.

 

[Kae]

I put a a Bubsy 3D disc on him, and make him play it until he can no longer take it and gives up the hill to me, jeez that was EVIL.