You: It's not a cult.galletea said:Damn. You're right.Liverandbacon said:This kind of reminds me of Life of Brian, where he always says he's not the saviour, but no one listens. You started the holly thing, are saying it's not a cult, but very few believe you.
Others: Of course oh cultmaster, you're too clever to reveal to the world our cultiness, so you are making a front of just bringing holiday spirit.
You: No, seriously, it's not.
Others: Now no one will suspect us!