The 'I would rather..' game.

[SeanTheSheep]

I'd rather play bearsball.
Say...
Want to play bearsball?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather wrestle a lion while I'm covered in BBQ sauce.


Anyone fancy a pet lion?

 

[Kollega]

Actually yes, i do. But all risks considered, i'd rather go skydiving on Jupiter.

Does anyone want to go skydiving on Jupiter?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather read a necro'd thread.

Who wants free cake?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I would rather play cards with Glados

Lets jump through portals.

 

[Cargando]

Please, I would rather post my IP address on /b/.

Let's go cow-tipping. [small/]Look it up![/small]

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I would rather be riding a communist tractor to the moon.

Pills here, taking them?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather face a Tank alone, with a toothpick as my main weapon.

I've got a free copy of my solo album up for grabs.

 

[ultimateownage]

I would rather beat myself to death with a guitar.

Would you like to lend me said guitar to beat myself to death with?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather lend you this baseball bat with barbed wire round it.


Who wants to convict me for assisted suicide?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I would rather convict you for jumping on a kitten.

They opened a new gaming bar in australia, want to go?

 

[ultimateownage]

I would rather try heart surgery on myself without any painkillers while someone kicks me in the balls.

You wanna be the one to kick me in the balls?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather kick you in the teeth instead.

Hi Five anyone?

 

[oppp7]

I'd rather kill you.
Anyone wanna kill someone?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I would rather ride a whale into neonbob's house, then steal his television.

Anyone want a free Tv?

 

[ultimateownage]

I would rather steal a new t.v
Someone want to help me steal a t.v?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather eat my shins.


Anyone up for a spot of badminton?

 

[Darth Caelum]

I would rather take a baseball bat, rip your intestines out take a pic of that, and show it to your grand kids (Yes! i semi-quoted ZP!)

Would you watch ZP with me?

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather not, you'd go on a semi quoting session.


How about some De-Rez instead?

 

[Daffy F]

I'd rather top myself. (By riding a quadruple amputee into the centre on the earth)

Do you want to come to my house?
[sub]We could play some games and stuff[/sub]