The 'I would rather..' game.

[SomeBoredGuy]

I would rather eat my own face.

Want half of my big bag of crabs?

 

[MasterStratus]

I'd rather be eaten by ducks.

Anyone up for some root beer? It's freee~

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather eat razor blades.


How about a movie?

 

[Darth Caelum]

I would rather stab you in the stomach and watch you bleed

I am going to eat pie, would you like to join?