The 'I would rather..' game.

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather drop a bowling ball on my toes.

I want to eat chocolate with you.

 

[Code Monkey]

I would rather strangle myself with a monkeys tail.

I want to do SCIENCE on you.

 

[RanD00M]

I would rather that you do science with me.

I would like to bow down in your grace.

 

[Nouw]

I would rather watch New Moon.

I want you to accept my 1 billion dollar bill, copy of ( a game you want ) and an army of completely obedient Gorden Freemans and Krato's.

 

[Sporky111]

I would rather hug a cactus, then smear my wounds with lemon juice.

I want to take you on a romantic seafood dinner, then never call you back.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather be stuck in a room with Paris Hilton. [sub]eugh.[/sub]

I want you to come bird watching with me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would rather stick a car up my ass

I want show you the real me

 

[RanD00M]

I would rather be gangraped in prison.

I would like to do horrible stuff to your ears.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would rather have you do horrible stuff to my eye's then my ears

I want you to inhale this into this cloth

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather stick a red hot poker in my ear.


Care to share that slice of chocolate cake with me?

 

[CosmicCommander]

I would rather star in a Two Girls One Cup sequel.

I would like to discuss economics with you.

EDIT: Ladies and Gentlemen, this was my 1000th post!!

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather shoot my foot with a nail gun.


Anyone care for a picnic?

 

[prinxess]

I'd rather and happily run myself over with a lawn mower. ;D

I want to dance the night away with you.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather punch a brick wall than dance with you.


I can teach you to play the trumpet.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather listen to bagpipes played badly than learn the trumpet.

I'd like to teach you ballroom dancing.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd rather castrate myself with a butter knife than jump out of a plane

I'd like to let you hear me sing

 

[Code Monkey]

I would rather eat my keyboard.

I want to give you a kitty.

 

[Kororci]

(Damn I fucking love cats...)
I'd rather have two kitties

I'd like to stuff a bean bag chair down your throat