The "I'm Awesome" Thread
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You made a thread about me without consulting me? How rude. I forgive you anyway because I'm awesome.
How awesome you may ask?
I can think my way out of any situation.
These commercials were based on me.
The Chuck Norris facts are based on me, but they toned them down so people would believe some redneck can accomplish it.
I suplexed Yahweh.
Someone's awesomeness can literally be measured as their degrees of similarity to me.
I'm not just awesome, I'm awesomegasmic.
How awesome you may ask?
I can think my way out of any situation.
These commercials were based on me.
The Chuck Norris facts are based on me, but they toned them down so people would believe some redneck can accomplish it.
I suplexed Yahweh.
Someone's awesomeness can literally be measured as their degrees of similarity to me.
I'm not just awesome, I'm awesomegasmic.
Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages,[footnote]I'm awesome, not quick and cheap[/footnote] because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.
But really, because I'm just plain better than you.
But really, because I'm just plain better than you.
I'm awesome cause I got into a private US college as an international student? What, it's harder than it sounds...
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I'm awesome because my Pokemon Plantium Team which I've been transfered to Black, has yet to be defeated. (Of course I expect to lose at some point, in fact that would be good because it allows me to see how I can make improvements to my team, thus making it even more awesome.)
I'm also skilled at using Water type Pokemon, I love it when people think they can just take me on using Grass and Electric types. Hah my battling style is to take the weekness of water and use that against my opponent, in other words go Swampert's Earthquake and Gyarados's Ice Fang.
I'm also awesome because I passed my uni exams without really Studying much.
I'm also skilled at using Water type Pokemon, I love it when people think they can just take me on using Grass and Electric types. Hah my battling style is to take the weekness of water and use that against my opponent, in other words go Swampert's Earthquake and Gyarados's Ice Fang.
I'm also awesome because I passed my uni exams without really Studying much.
Know why I'm awesome? Cause I live in a community where alcohol and drugs are abundant, and childhoods are shattered everyday. Whenever someone was getting drunk or high right outside of my house, I would rather be watching wrestling or playing games, and studying. Not getting drunk or high.
But that's not what's most awesome about me.
At PAX East 2012, I'm going to cosplay as Andrew Ryan. Even though I'm only 15 years old.
Oh yeah.
But that's not what's most awesome about me.
At PAX East 2012, I'm going to cosplay as Andrew Ryan. Even though I'm only 15 years old.
Oh yeah.
Yah you're post reminded me of this funny demotivational. Although a real reason for me is that, although I might not have an awsome feature, I am perfectly willing to admit it, which is infinantly more than some people will do.
I'm awesome because I watched Every episode of Star Trek (even the animated series) in 9 months.
